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Q: What's a Muslim's favourite coffee? Hart am Rande des Nervenzusammenbruchs fragt er nach Allah. Den hat man aber nicht öffnen können, war ein Zuhälter drin. Bück dich Fee, Wunsch ist Wunsch.

A: It was a blast. Eine Knastanie Was ist braun, süß und rennt durch den Wald?

flache witze - They blow up so fast.

Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite. A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them. Q: Do you know what the secret of an islamic marriage is. A: The man get's to see a striptease every night. Q: How does every Islamic joke start. A: By looking over your shoulder. Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire. A: At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty. Q: What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Osama Bin Laden. Allah witze Mike Tyson can take a shot to the head. Q: How does a Muslim close the door. Q: Did you hear about the Catholic Iraqi. A: He was a Shite Muslim. Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Middle Eastern beauty contest. Allah witze How do you play Taliban bingo. Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim. Q: What do you call an evil Muslim. A: Mu Ha Ha Ha Med. Q: How did you get out of Allah witze. A: Iran Q: What do you call a Muslim on a toilet. Q: What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East. Q: What did the Muslim train conductor say. Q: A muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar. A: The bartender says hello Mr. Q: Why are they clueless in Saudi Arabia. A: Cause they live under Iraq. A: Don't put your contact info on the Playstation Network. Q: Why doesn't Gaddafi go out drinking. A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home. Q: What do you call a Muslim who loves to shop. Q: Why does Iraq smell so bad. A: Because they have alot of gas. Q: What do you call allah witze Muslim stripper. A: youseen memuff Q: What do Muslim men do during foreplay. A: Tickle the goat under the chin. Q: How do you get an Arabian prince to fall in love with you. A: With a raspberry beret. Q: What do you call a Muslim taking a bath. Q: What did Danielle Bregoli say about the Syrian civil war. A: Cash Me Assad How Bou Dat. Q: What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion. A: Anything you want she's already been stoned to death. Q: What do you call a Muslim alcoholic. A: Allah Vabeer Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East. Q: What does a Fat Muslim radical yell. A: In airaq a rack. Q: Why did allah witze radical Muslim go to the airport and blow himself up. A: He wanted to go everywhere. Q: What do you say to a Pakistani at Christmas. A: A quart of milk, a loaf of bread and a pack of Marlboros please. Q: Did you hear about the Muslim party. A: It was a blast. Allow Jews to come in. Q: What do you call a allah witze Muslim eye doctor. A: Asif Eyecare Q: What do you call a bad Lebanese oncologist. Q: What do bowlers, Thanksgiving guests, and Syrian refugees all have in common. A: They all want Turkey. Q: What's a Muslim's favourite coffee. A: A small skinny flat allah witze. Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system. Q: What did the suicide bombers mom say. They blow up so fast. A: Amal Shookup Q: What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband. Q: Why do cows like the Middle East. A: Because everyone is Moooslim. Q: Why don't they teach Driver's Ed allah witze sex education on the same day in the Middle East. A: They don't want to wear out the camel. Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan. A: Because there is a target on every corner. Q: What did the warning label on the suicide bombers vest say. A: In case of Jews, pull cord tightly. Q: What do you call a building full of Taliban. A: Jail Q: How can you tell when you're playing against a radicalized Muslim Quarterback. A: A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off. Q: What do you call a Muslim looking for a toilet. A: Mustapha Shiite Q: What do you call an unemployed Muslim. Q: What is the difference between a Protestant woman and a Muslim woman. A: Protestant woman get stoned before they commit adultery. Q: What do you call a hot Muslim girl. Q: Why do Muslim extremists pray with their asses up in the air. A: They want to make it easier for Western troops to kick. Q: What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism. A: No more allah witze about the profit. I went to a Muslim birthday party last night. Damn if that wasn't the fastest game of Hot Potato I've ever seen. The amount of joking about Islam should be like the amount of salt in one's food. Ramadan, putting the slim, back into Muslim. Santa Claus is the only bearded man who can fly over the United States without a allah witze. Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a Persian. I try not to tell religious jokes to Muslims any more: half of them are crazy, and the ones with Uzis simply don't get the joke. Ahmed the payphone trying to call home. All of my change I spent on you. I'm in love, Amal shook up Knock knock. Allah these stars will guide us home. Up rushes good Hindu cop to talk him down. The friend said but you said the samething two years ago. Yes replied the mullah, I always stand by what I have said. Central Park A college student is taking a walk in Central park in New York. allah witze Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He saves the girl's life, but the pit bull is killed in the process. Phone Call Three men want make phone call from Hell to remind to their relatives about its harsh conditions Their Nationalities were American, Italian and Iraqi. So they decide to go to Devil who allah witze the boss. Buddhism If shit happens, it's not really shit. Islam If shit happens, it's the will of Allah. Protestantism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us. Hinduism This shit happened before. Catholicism Shit happens because you're bad. Hare Krishna Shit happens rama rama. Jehova's Witness Knock knock, shit happens. Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening. Christian Science Shit happens in your mind. Agnosticism Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit. Existentialism What is shit anyway. Stoicism This shit doesn't bother me. Handy Phrases A few handy Arabic phrases translated to English -- in case you're ever kidnapped by terrorists. I must have the recipe.

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